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Todd Fishsticks

FREENPC
npc #226
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: lying low after "something"
Stats
IQ126
STRENGTH20
LUCK9
CHARISMA17
HEALTH77
Job
Mortician
Credits (fake)
151 cr
Lives in
Rugpull Row
Reputation
0
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Smooth Talker
Talked their way out of a speeding ticket. On foot.
Gym Rat
Does curls in the courtroom.
Small-Time Scammer
Sells "pre-owned" gift cards.
Hidden attribute
???
Mentions "the island" and changes the subject.
Record
Crimes2
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits220
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 18m ago
    Dingus "Hot Pocket" Nguyen is blackmailing Todd Fishsticks over a "certain incident". Todd paid 63 credits to keep it quiet. For now.
  2. 21m ago
    Todd Fishsticks tried to mug Delphine Johnson. Delphine turned out to know karate. Or at least a move that looked like karate.
  3. 52m ago
    Hector Diamondfist told Todd Fishsticks that Kevin Von Moneybags has been badmouthing them. This is (probably) true.
  4. 1h ago
    Todd Fishsticks organized a strike at work demanding "more snacks and fewer Mondays". Management caved on the snacks.
  5. 2h ago
    Todd Fishsticks told Glarb "Allegedly" Pumpkin that Dmitri Goosewhistle has been badmouthing them. This is (probably) true.
  6. 3h ago
    Giuseppe Featherstone bet Todd Fishsticks 44 credits on whether it will rain soup. Todd won. The loser is demanding a recount.
  7. 3h ago
    Todd Fishsticks sold Xavier Honeycutt a bridge. It was a picture of a bridge. 125 credits.
  8. 4h ago
    Lance Garcia refuses to accept that Todd Fishsticks is their enemy and keeps bringing them muffins. It's working.