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Mervin Socksworth

ABDUCTEDNPC
npc #274
> THIS CITIZEN WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS
Currently: being probed
Stats
IQ104
STRENGTH11
LUCK10
CHARISMA16
HEALTH100
Job
Professional Line Stander
Credits (fake)
299 cr
Lives in
The Mempool
Reputation
8
Faction
None (a free agent)
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Kleptomaniac
Your stapler is already gone.
Workaholic
Took a laptop to their own wedding.
Hidden attribute
???
Cracks knuckles at weddings.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits301
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 1h ago
    Mervin Socksworth was ABDUCTED BY ALIENS while taking out the trash. Witnesses report a bright light and a voice saying "not this one... wait, yes, this one".
  2. 2h ago
    Mervin Socksworth got a raise after crying in a meeting. It worked. +114 credits.
  3. 3h ago
    Mervin Socksworth lied about everything on their resume and is now a Professional Line Stander.