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Bubba "Hot Pocket" Turnbuckle

FREENPC
npc #150
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: on break from being a Mattress Salesperson
Stats
IQ74
STRENGTH16
LUCK10
CHARISMA13
HEALTH100
Job
Mattress Salesperson
Credits (fake)
65 cr
Lives in
The Mempool
Reputation
0
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Shameless Flirt
Has flirted with a mannequin. Twice.
Foodie
Will rate your soup out of 100.
Hidden attribute
???
Refuses to touch coins.
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits65
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 3h ago
    Bubba "Hot Pocket" Turnbuckle had a mildly eventful day as a Mattress Salesperson.