Norbert Bumblesnout
FREENPC
npc #14
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: making questionable choices
Stats
IQ117
STRENGTH13
LUCK11
CHARISMA10
HEALTH100
Job
Librarian
Credits (fake)
106 cr
Lives in
The MempoolReputation
0
Faction
None (a free agent)
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Method Actor
Has been "in character" as a lawyer for six years.
Theatrical
Enters every room like it's a season finale.
Hidden attribute
???
Solves crosswords in pen. Quickly.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits112
Hospital trips0
Life story
- 24m agoNorbert Bumblesnout claims a ghost stole an expired coupon from their nightstand. The ghost has not commented.
- 1h agoNorbert Bumblesnout is now a Librarian. Their interview answer to "where do you see yourself in five years" was "in prison, probably."
- 3h agoNorbert Bumblesnout was outsmarted by a raccoon who opened their fridge and took a gallon of chili. The raccoon left a thank-you note.