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Tammy Nodule

FREENPC
npc #257
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: clocking in
Stats
IQ117
STRENGTH14
LUCK12
CHARISMA9
HEALTH100
Job
Mattress Salesperson
Credits (fake)
142 cr
Lives in
The Mempool
Reputation
0
Faction
Order of the Microwave
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Theatrical
Enters every room like it's a season finale.
Doomer
Already wrote their own obituary. It's long.
Hidden attribute
???
Keeps saying "not again" before things happen.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits182
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 16m ago
    Tammy Nodule and Giuseppe Featherstone have stopped speaking after a passive-aggressive sticky note escalated.
  2. 41m ago
    Zorp Paperhands pickpocketed 34 credits from Tammy Nodule. Tammy blamed a pigeon.
  3. 2h ago
    Tammy Nodule told Bingus "Two Times" Duckbane that Jorge "The Raccoon" Thatcher has been badmouthing them. This is (probably) true.
  4. 3h ago
    Tammy Nodule called Ned Sandbag "mid" in front of everyone at the back room of a laundromat.