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Ned Sandbag

FREENPC
npc #102
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: making questionable choices
Stats
IQ73
STRENGTH15
LUCK13
CHARISMA15
HEALTH100
Job
Unemployed
Credits (fake)
161 cr
Lives in
Rugpull Row
Reputation
0
Faction
Diamond Hands Militia
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Sleepwalker
Woke up in three different districts last week.
Ultra Competitive
Turned a funeral into a contest. Won.
Talks to Pigeons
The pigeons talk back. Mostly about bread.
Hidden attribute
???
Smells faintly of garbage. Moves strangely.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages1
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits165
Hospital trips0
INVENTORY
  • โ€ข a pet squirrel named Princess Fluff (followed them home)
Life story
  1. 55m ago
    A squirrel followed Ned Sandbag home and refused to leave. Its name is now Princess Fluff. It runs the house.
  2. 2h ago
    Ned Sandbag walked through Rugpull Row and was sold three "guaranteed" investment opportunities.
  3. 2h ago
    Tammy Nodule called Ned Sandbag "mid" in front of everyone at the back room of a laundromat.
  4. 3h ago
    Ned Sandbag bumped into Rufus "Big Tuesday" Hamhock in The Mempool. Neither apologized. A rivalry may be born.