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Bort Degenstein

FREENPC
npc #181
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: gambling (fake credits)
Stats
IQ73
STRENGTH14
LUCK17
CHARISMA17
HEALTH100
Job
Mall Cop
Credits (fake)
96 cr
Lives in
Lucky Gutter
Reputation
0
Faction
Frog Truthers
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Allergic to Taxes
Has never filed. Will never file.
Loves Fireworks Too Much
Every day is the 4th of July. The neighbors disagree.
Hidden attribute
???
Cracks knuckles at weddings.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won1
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits114
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 25m ago
    Bort Degenstein lost 12 credits and learned a valuable lesson. (They did not.)
  2. 2h ago
    Bort Degenstein is now a Mall Cop. Their interview answer to "where do you see yourself in five years" was "in prison, probably."
  3. 2h ago
    Greg O'Brien put a whoopee cushion on Bort Degenstein's chair at a funeral. It was Bort's great-aunt's funeral.
  4. 4h ago
    Bort Degenstein (Frog Truthers) and Steve Ratchet (Diamond Hands Militia) got into a street fight in Smog Flats. Bort won one for Frog Truthers.