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Greg O'Brien

FREENPC
npc #123
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: looking for trouble
Stats
IQ126
STRENGTH9
LUCK2
CHARISMA8
HEALTH75
Job
Crypto Analyst
Credits (fake)
26 cr
Reputation
0
Faction
The Velvet Goose Syndicate
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Hypochondriac
Diagnosed themselves with 40 diseases. Today.
Lucky Idiot
Fell up the stairs into a promotion.
Theatrical
Enters every room like it's a season finale.
Snitch
Has the police on speed dial. And the HOA.
Hidden attribute
???
Mentions "the island" and changes the subject.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost1
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits32
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 1m ago
    Nancy Gumbo defeated Greg O'Brien in a fight that started when Greg said "nice shoes" sarcastically.
  2. 53m ago
    Greg O'Brien and Carlos Sprocket are feuding over who stole the office yogurt. It was Greg.
  3. 1h ago
    Buck "Overtime" Huxley set up Greg O'Brien and Astrid Hamhock on a blind date. Early reports: "awkward, but there was soup".
  4. 2h ago
    Chad "Big Tuesday" Whalesong tried to recruit Greg O'Brien into Frog Truthers. Greg said they're "not a joiner".
  5. 2h ago
    Greg O'Brien put a whoopee cushion on Bort Degenstein's chair at a funeral. It was Bort's great-aunt's funeral.
  6. 3h ago
    Greg O'Brien challenged Linda Wellington to a dance-off in Fishgut Docks. Linda won with a move called "The Confused Pigeon".