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Carlos Sprocket

FREENPC
npc #247
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: hanging out
Stats
IQ107
STRENGTH9
LUCK8
CHARISMA14
HEALTH100
Job
Garbage Collector
Credits (fake)
43 cr
Reputation
0
Faction
Diamond Hands Militia
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Gym Rat
Does curls in the courtroom.
Small-Time Scammer
Sells "pre-owned" gift cards.
Coward
Has a pre-planned escape route from every room.
Hidden attribute
???
Never seen at brunch.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits64
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 44m ago
    Carlos Sprocket told Dusty McBagholder that Hank Hamsandwich has been badmouthing them. This is (probably) true.
  2. 2h ago
    Greg O'Brien and Carlos Sprocket are feuding over who stole the office yogurt. It was Greg.
  3. 2h ago
    Diego Kim launched an in-game meme token called $SOUP and immediately rugged it. Carlos Sprocket is devastated.