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Hank Hamsandwich

FREENPC
npc #67
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: on break from being a Crossing Guard
Stats
IQ86
STRENGTH15
LUCK14
CHARISMA9
HEALTH100
Job
Crossing Guard
Credits (fake)
177 cr
Lives in
Civic Center
Reputation
0
Faction
None (a free agent)
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Mysterious Past
Won't say where they were in 2014.
Loves Fireworks Too Much
Every day is the 4th of July. The neighbors disagree.
Hidden attribute
???
Ribbits in their sleep.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits177
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 38m ago
    Carlos Sprocket told Dusty McBagholder that Hank Hamsandwich has been badmouthing them. This is (probably) true.
  2. 2h ago
    Hank Hamsandwich had a mildly eventful day as a Crossing Guard.
  3. 3h ago
    Sprinkles Ruckus has developed a massive crush on Hank Hamsandwich. They've already named their future frog.
  4. 3h ago
    Hank Hamsandwich did one push-up. Strength +1. They are exhausted.