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Dusty McBagholder

FREENPC
npc #254
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: praying to nobody in particular
Stats
IQ80
STRENGTH8
LUCK12
CHARISMA9
HEALTH100
Job
Mattress Salesperson
Credits (fake)
69 cr
Reputation
0
Faction
None (a free agent)
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Aspiring Influencer
Films everything. Especially crimes.
Born Leader
People line up behind them. Even at the DMV.
Overconfident
Thinks they could land a plane.
Cult Leader Energy
People just start following them. Literally.
Hidden attribute
???
Solves crosswords in pen. Quickly.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages1
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits73
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 36m ago
    Carlos Sprocket told Dusty McBagholder that Hank Hamsandwich has been badmouthing them. This is (probably) true.
  2. 3h ago
    Biscuit Johnson started a rumor that Dusty McBagholder owes the mob money. Gertrude Brisket believed it instantly.