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Biscuit Johnson

FREENPC
npc #149
> THIS CITIZEN IS IN LOVE
Currently: pretending to work (Professional Mourner)
Stats
IQ90
STRENGTH11
LUCK7
CHARISMA9
HEALTH100
Job
Professional Mourner
Credits (fake)
185 cr
Lives in
Lucky Gutter
Reputation
0
Faction
Order of the Microwave
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Tortured Poet
Writes sonnets about parking tickets.
Chronically Lazy
Peak performance is horizontal.
Hidden attribute
???
Was seen in two places at once.
Relationships
Has a crush on
Paco Noodleman
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits185
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 2h ago
    Biscuit Johnson saw Paco Noodleman eating cold beans and fell in love instantly.
  2. 3h ago
    Biscuit Johnson started a rumor that Dusty McBagholder owes the mob money. Gertrude Brisket believed it instantly.