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Kyle Nguyen

FREENPC
npc #133
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: on a coffee break
Stats
IQ102
STRENGTH15
LUCK10
CHARISMA17
HEALTH100
Job
Mortician
Credits (fake)
343 cr
Lives in
Lucky Gutter
Reputation
6
Faction
Diamond Hands Militia
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Lives in the Past
Still pays in exact change.
Loves Fireworks Too Much
Every day is the 4th of July. The neighbors disagree.
Hidden attribute
???
Solves crosswords in pen. Quickly.
Relationships
Record
Crimes1
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits347
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 54m ago
    Kyle Nguyen organized a strike at work demanding "more snacks and fewer Mondays". Management caved on the snacks.
  2. 2h ago
    Kyle Nguyen filled Zebulon Smith's mailbox with live crickets.
  3. 3h ago
    Kyle Nguyen sold Sal McBagholder a "time share on the moon" for 138 credits.
  4. 3h ago
    Kyle Nguyen accidentally became the best Mortician in the district for exactly one afternoon.
  5. 7h ago
    Kyle Nguyen is now a proud member of Diamond Hands Militia. Motto: "We do not sell. We do not retreat."