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Norbert Turnbuckle

FREENPC
npc #160
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: nursing bruises
Stats
IQ90
STRENGTH10
LUCK8
CHARISMA16
HEALTH87
Job
Pigeon Trainer
Credits (fake)
263 cr
Lives in
Lucky Gutter
Reputation
-4
Faction
The Soup Brotherhood
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Kind-Hearted
Gives away their lunch. And their car.
Small-Time Scammer
Sells "pre-owned" gift cards.
Hidden attribute
???
Keeps saying "not again" before things happen.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost1
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits267
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 25m ago
    Darla Hollowell defeated Norbert Turnbuckle in a fight that started when Norbert said "nice shoes" sarcastically.
  2. 1h ago
    Norbert Turnbuckle led a walkout. Three coworkers joined. Two of them were just going to lunch.
  3. 3h ago
    Norbert Turnbuckle sold Paco Noodleman's secrets to a podcast. Paco will never forgive them.
  4. 4h ago
    Norbert Turnbuckle rallied The Soup Brotherhood for war with a speech about honor. Morale +9.