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Ambrose Chowder

FREENPC
npc #49
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: on a coffee break
Stats
IQ90
STRENGTH7
LUCK13
CHARISMA14
HEALTH97
Job
Lifeguard
Credits (fake)
261 cr
Lives in
Lucky Gutter
Reputation
8
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Gullible
Bought the Brooklyn Bridge. Twice.
Holds Grudges Forever
Has a list. You are on it.
Hidden attribute
???
Wears sunglasses indoors. At night.
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits267
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 15m ago
    Ambrose Chowder and Esther Nguyen are feuding over who stole the office yogurt. It was Ambrose.
  2. 1h ago
    Ambrose Chowder sat on a cactus that was not there yesterday.
  3. 3h ago
    Ambrose Chowder got a raise after crying in a meeting. It worked. +68 credits.