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Ned Nodule

FREENPC
npc #218
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: polishing the faction flag
Stats
IQ87
STRENGTH9
LUCK6
CHARISMA14
HEALTH100
Job
Librarian
Credits (fake)
44 cr
Lives in
Smog Flats
Reputation
0
Faction
Diamond Hands Militia
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Sues Everyone
Sued their own reflection for emotional damages.
Karaoke Menace
Knows every word of every power ballad. Sings them all.
Hidden attribute
???
Never seen at brunch.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits48
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 33m ago
    Brenda Fumbleton found Ned Nodule's wallet with 23 credits in it and returned it. Ned cried. Brenda cried. A passing mime cried.
  2. 34m ago
    Ned Nodule joined Diamond Hands Militia. The initiation involved a trust fall (nobody caught them).
  3. 2h ago
    Mildred Mortgage found Ned Nodule's wallet with 57 credits in it and returned it. Ned cried. Mildred cried. A passing mime cried.
  4. 3h ago
    Ned Nodule dueted with Dmitri Goosewhistle at karaoke. It was a crime against music. Both are proud.