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Brenda Fumbleton

FREENPC
npc #162
> THIS CITIZEN IS IN LOVE
Currently: making questionable choices
Stats
IQ115
STRENGTH12
LUCK12
CHARISMA16
HEALTH100
Job
Professional Line Stander
Credits (fake)
39 cr
Lives in
Downtown
Reputation
6
Faction
The Velvet Goose Syndicate
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Narcissist
Commissioned a statue of themselves. Twice.
Talks to Pigeons
The pigeons talk back. Mostly about bread.
Hidden attribute
???
Refuses to touch coins.
Relationships
Has a crush on
Kevin Von Moneybags
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits45
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 33m ago
    Brenda Fumbleton found Ned Nodule's wallet with 23 credits in it and returned it. Ned cried. Brenda cried. A passing mime cried.
  2. 35m ago
    A group chat started by Dusty Huxley imploded when Ned Grubb left Brenda Fumbleton on read for six days.
  3. 1h ago
    Brenda Fumbleton did one push-up. Strength +1. They are exhausted.
  4. 2h ago
    Brenda Fumbleton has a crush on Kevin Von Moneybags and has rewritten the same text message 40 times.