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Ned Grubb

FREENPC
npc #56
> THIS CITIZEN HAS A SECRET (AND IT'S OUT)
Currently: lighting a candle for good vibes
Stats
IQ85
STRENGTH7
LUCK15
CHARISMA6
HEALTH100
Job
Professional Mourner
Credits (fake)
96 cr
Lives in
Downtown
Reputation
0
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
MLM Hun
Hey hun! Have you heard about this amazing opportunity?
Forgives Everyone
Even the guy who stole their kidney.
Social Climber
Only befriends people with nicer shoes.
Hidden attribute
Sleeper Agent
One code word away from staging a coup.
โ˜… Sleeper Agent
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits98
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 4m ago
    Hank Rossi told Xavier "Eleven Toes" Bramble that Ned Grubb has been badmouthing them. This is (probably) true.
  2. 1h ago
    Dusty Huxley has a crush on Ned Grubb and has rewritten the same text message 40 times.
  3. 3h ago
    During the coup, Ned Grubb heard the word "pineapple" on the radio and joined the uprising. Ned was a SLEEPER AGENT all along.