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Vince Mold

FREENPC
npc #273
> THIS CITIZEN HAS A SECRET (AND IT'S OUT)
Currently: at a meeting of The Cul-de-Sac Kings
Stats
IQ89
STRENGTH14
LUCK12
CHARISMA8
HEALTH100
Job
Crossing Guard
Credits (fake)
119 cr
Reputation
0
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Prankster
Replaced the mayor's portrait with a frog. Twice.
Animal Magnet
Raccoons follow them home. Every night.
Sore Loser
Flipped a Monopoly board. At a funeral.
Hidden attribute
Sleeper Agent
One code word away from staging a coup.
โ˜… Sleeper Agent
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits125
Hospital trips0
INVENTORY
  • โ€ข a pet goose named Captain (followed them home)
Life story
  1. 1h ago
    Vince Mold started a rumor that Chester Featherstone cries at commercials. Chester Ratchet believed it instantly.
  2. 2h ago
    Bort Park poached Vince Mold from Diamond Hands Militia for The Cul-de-Sac Kings. Diamond Hands Militia is furious.
  3. 2h ago
    Vince Mold bought a "genuine treasure map" at the Bazaar of Bad Ideas. It's a map of the Bazaar.
  4. 2h ago
    Norbert Rumble keeps "accidentally" walking past Vince Mold's house. Five times today.
  5. 3h ago
    A goose followed Vince Mold home and refused to leave. Its name is now Captain. It runs the house.
  6. 4h ago
    During the coup, Vince Mold heard the word "pineapple" on the radio and joined the uprising. Vince was a SLEEPER AGENT all along.