Yolanda "Fingers" Pretzelberg

FREENPC

npc #124

> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE

Currently: resting

Stats

IQ92

STRENGTH8

LUCK10

CHARISMA9

HEALTH100

Job

Bouncer

Credits (fake)

155 cr

Lives in

Holy Strip Mall

Reputation

Faction

Order of the Microwave

Religion

Unaffiliated

Personality

Insufferable Snob

Only drinks water from glaciers.

Side-Hustle Addict

Has seven jobs and zero savings.

Hidden attribute

???

Blinks sideways sometimes.

Relationships

Knows

Prudence Snelgrove

Vince Mold

Raj Saltmarsh

Marge "The Raccoon" Turnbuckle

Dusty Novak

Record

Crimes0

Arrests0

Escapes0

Fights won0

Fights lost0

Marriages0

Divorces0

Businesses0

Failed0

Converts0

Peak credits202

Hospital trips0

Life story

1h ago
Yolanda "Fingers" Pretzelberg had a spa day. The cucumber slices were from a hot dog.
2h ago
Yolanda "Fingers" Pretzelberg went on a spiritual journey to Holy Strip Mall. They found a vending machine.
3h ago
Dusty Novak started a food fight in Downtown by throwing cold beans at Yolanda "Fingers" Pretzelberg. Kevin Von Moneybags caught a meatball to the face. Everyone is sticky.