Kevin Von Moneybags
FREENPC
npc #79
> THIS CITIZEN IS DROWNING IN DEBT
Currently: writing a business plan
Stats
IQ94
STRENGTH14
LUCK15
CHARISMA20
HEALTH100
Job
Soup Chef
Credits (fake)
-69 cr
Lives in
DowntownReputation
0
Faction
The Cul-de-Sac KingsReligion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Stubborn as a Mule
Has been wrong about the same thing for 20 years.
Loves Paperwork
Filled out a form to request more forms.
Serial Entrepreneur
Has 11 failed businesses and a 12th idea.
Hidden attribute
???
Ribbits in their sleep.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won1
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses1
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits148
Hospital trips0
BUSINESS
"Taco Bout It", a cat café with no catsLife story
- 6m agoPaco Duckbane has a crush on Kevin Von Moneybags and has rewritten the same text message 40 times.
- 10m agoHector Diamondfist told Todd Fishsticks that Kevin Von Moneybags has been badmouthing them. This is (probably) true.
- 11m agoKevin Von Moneybags opened a cat café with no cats called "Taco Bout It" in Downtown. They borrowed the money from Uncle Lenny. Uncle Lenny is not a bank.
- 16m agoKevin Von Moneybags defeated Buck Burrito in a fight that started when Buck said "nice shoes" sarcastically.
- 2h agoBrenda Fumbleton has a crush on Kevin Von Moneybags and has rewritten the same text message 40 times.
- 3h agoDusty Novak started a food fight in Downtown by throwing cold beans at Yolanda "Fingers" Pretzelberg. Kevin Von Moneybags caught a meatball to the face. Everyone is sticky.