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Dwayne Brickhouse

FREENPC
npc #24
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: exploring Bazaar of Bad Ideas
Stats
IQ90
STRENGTH14
LUCK14
CHARISMA10
HEALTH100
Job
Unemployed
Credits (fake)
191 cr
Reputation
8
Faction
Bagholders Anonymous
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Theatrical
Enters every room like it's a season finale.
Talks to Pigeons
The pigeons talk back. Mostly about bread.
Hidden attribute
???
Has an unusually strong handshake.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits197
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 14m ago
    Bort Park challenged Dwayne Brickhouse to a dance-off in Bazaar of Bad Ideas. Bort won with a move called "The Spilled Soup".
  2. 2h ago
    Dwayne Brickhouse joined Bagholders Anonymous. The initiation involved reciting the motto backwards.
  3. 3h ago
    Dwayne Brickhouse quit as a Mattress Salesperson via a 45-minute interpretive dance. HR is still processing it.
  4. 4h ago
    Dwayne Brickhouse started a rumor that Dusty Puddlesworth stole a park bench. Barry Rossi believed it instantly.