Barry Rossi
FREENPC
npc #13
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: praying to nobody in particular
Stats
IQ76
STRENGTH8
LUCK9
CHARISMA9
HEALTH100
Job
Urban Farmer
Credits (fake)
33 cr
Lives in
Lucky GutterReputation
0
Faction
Order of the MicrowaveReligion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Cult Leader Energy
People just start following them. Literally.
Hoarder
Owns 900 spoons and a canoe nobody asked about.
Hidden attribute
???
Has an unusually strong handshake.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages1
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits37
Hospital trips0
Life story
- 3h agoDwayne Brickhouse started a rumor that Dusty Puddlesworth stole a park bench. Barry Rossi believed it instantly.
- 3h agoBarry Rossi lost a staring contest to a neon sign in Lucky Gutter.