Steve Shufflebottom
FREENPC
npc #206
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: staring at the ceiling
Stats
IQ64
STRENGTH14
LUCK4
CHARISMA12
HEALTH100
Job
Unemployed
Credits (fake)
195 cr
Lives in
Holy Strip MallReputation
5
Faction
Order of the MicrowaveReligion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Serial Entrepreneur
Has 11 failed businesses and a 12th idea.
Coward
Has a pre-planned escape route from every room.
Tortured Poet
Writes sonnets about parking tickets.
Hidden attribute
???
Solves crosswords in pen. Quickly.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages1
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits201
Hospital trips0
Life story
- 1h agoSteve Shufflebottom quit as a Sewer Inspector via a 45-minute interpretive dance. HR is still processing it.