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Ethel Bumblesnout

FREENPC
npc #232
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: chatting with Rufus
Stats
IQ104
STRENGTH9
LUCK11
CHARISMA12
HEALTH100
Job
Bodybuilder
Credits (fake)
82 cr
Reputation
0
Faction
None (a free agent)
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Allergic to Taxes
Has never filed. Will never file.
Karaoke Menace
Knows every word of every power ballad. Sings them all.
Hidden attribute
???
Wears sunglasses indoors. At night.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits96
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 2h ago
    Rufus McNugget blocked Ethel Bumblesnout after the 14th "hey hun!" message.
  2. 3h ago
    Ethel Bumblesnout threw a party. Sal Mortgage attempted jumping a shopping cart over a fountain and was taken to Hospital Hill. Party rated 10/10.
  3. 4h ago
    Dusty Puddlesworth challenged Ethel Bumblesnout to a dance-off in Holy Strip Mall. Dusty won with a move called "The Tax Return".
  4. 4h ago
    Ethel Bumblesnout started a food fight in Holy Strip Mall by throwing cold beans at Raj Saltmarsh. Magnolia Brisket caught a meatball to the face. Everyone is sticky.