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Rufus McNugget

FREENPC
npc #277
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: running a business
Stats
IQ83
STRENGTH12
LUCK12
CHARISMA15
HEALTH100
Job
Taxidermist
Credits (fake)
190 cr
Reputation
0
Faction
Bagholders Anonymous
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Procrastinator
Will read this trait later.
Crypto Bro
Has explained blockchain at a funeral.
Hidden attribute
???
Waves like a monarch.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits190
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 14m ago
    Rufus McNugget launched an in-game meme token called $BEAN (worth nothing, like all credits). It "went up". Rufus cashed out 121 credits of pure vibes.
  2. 2h ago
    Rufus McNugget blocked Ethel Bumblesnout after the 14th "hey hun!" message.
  3. 4h ago
    Rufus McNugget painted their face in the colors of Bagholders Anonymous and screamed the motto from a rooftop. Morale +8.