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Morag Crumplehorn

FREENPC
npc #48
> THIS CITIZEN RUNS A BUSINESS
Currently: gossiping with Dwayne
Stats
IQ123
STRENGTH2
LUCK13
CHARISMA11
HEALTH79
Job
Soup Chef
Credits (fake)
74 cr
Reputation
3
Faction
Frog Truthers
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Ultra Competitive
Turned a funeral into a contest. Won.
Serial Entrepreneur
Has 11 failed businesses and a 12th idea.
Paranoid
Has a burner phone for their burner phone.
Hidden attribute
???
Solves crosswords in pen. Quickly.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses1
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits216
Hospital trips0
BUSINESS
"Dip Buyers Club", a mattress outlet
Life story
  1. 29m ago
    โš”๏ธ Frog Truthers (36 fighters) marched into unclaimed Pigeon Park and planted their flag. The locals mostly shrugged.
  2. 2h ago
    Morag Crumplehorn drove into a police car (parked, empty, still a problem). They claim the duck was at fault.
  3. 3h ago
    Morag Crumplehorn put a whoopee cushion on Angus Ivanov's chair at a funeral. It was Angus's great-aunt's funeral.
  4. 3h ago
    Ahmed Mcfly told Morag Crumplehorn that Esther Nguyen has been badmouthing them. This is (probably) true.
  5. 4h ago
    GRAND OPENING: "Dip Buyers Club", a mattress outlet, by Morag Crumplehorn. The ribbon was cut with a pizza cutter.