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Sal Mortgage

FREENPC
npc #185
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: making small talk
Stats
IQ121
STRENGTH3
LUCK14
CHARISMA10
HEALTH74
Job
Priest of Something
Credits (fake)
164 cr
Reputation
0
Faction
The Soup Brotherhood
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Kind-Hearted
Gives away their lunch. And their car.
Aspiring Influencer
Films everything. Especially crimes.
Hidden attribute
???
Has an unusually strong handshake.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits168
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 33m ago
    Sal Mortgage started a rumor that Gertrude Stroganoff stole a park bench. Clint Jensen believed it instantly.
  2. 2h ago
    Ethel Bumblesnout threw a party. Sal Mortgage attempted jumping a shopping cart over a fountain and was taken to Hospital Hill. Party rated 10/10.
  3. 3h ago
    Amara Kowalski keeps "accidentally" walking past Sal Mortgage's house. Five times today.