Gertrude Stroganoff
FREENPC
npc #126
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: recruiting
Stats
IQ113
STRENGTH11
LUCK13
CHARISMA18
HEALTH100
Job
Tax Collector
Credits (fake)
274 cr
Lives in
Old TownReputation
0
Faction
The Cul-de-Sac KingsReligion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Drama Magnet
Things just happen around them.
Side-Hustle Addict
Has seven jobs and zero savings.
Insufferable Snob
Only drinks water from glaciers.
Hidden attribute
???
Asks a lot of follow-up questions.
Relationships
Record
Crimes1
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won1
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits278
Hospital trips0
Life story
- 29m agoGertrude Stroganoff recruited Gunther Lampshade into The Cul-de-Sac Kings with the promise of eternal glory.
- 31m agoBoris Tumble and Gertrude Stroganoff had a 20-minute slap fight in Old Town. 18 people gathered. Someone sold popcorn. Nobody won.
- 38m agoSal Mortgage started a rumor that Gertrude Stroganoff stole a park bench. Clint Jensen believed it instantly.
- 2h agoGertrude Stroganoff is blackmailing Dusty Huxley over a "certain incident". Dusty paid 59 credits to keep it quiet. For now.
- 3h agoGertrude Stroganoff defeated Boris Tumble in a fight that started when Boris said "nice shoes" sarcastically.