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Otis Grimble

FREENPC
npc #18
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: counting their losses
Stats
IQ93
STRENGTH16
LUCK4
CHARISMA11
HEALTH100
Job
Dog Walker
Credits (fake)
0 cr
Lives in
Civic Center
Reputation
3
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Hoarder
Owns 900 spoons and a canoe nobody asked about.
Thinks They're The Main Character
Narrates their own life out loud.
Hidden attribute
???
Keeps saying "not again" before things happen.
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages1
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits42
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 29m ago
    โš”๏ธ Bagholders Anonymous (30 fighters) marched into unclaimed The Mempool and planted their flag. The locals mostly shrugged. Highlights: Otis Grimble narrated the battle out loud the whole time.
  2. 56m ago
    Otis Grimble bet 36 credits on a pigeon named The Mayor. The Mayor flew the wrong way.
  3. 2h ago
    Otis Grimble blocked Cletus Duckbane after the 14th "hey hun!" message.
  4. 4h ago
    Otis Grimble and Tiffany Brisket are feuding over who stole the office yogurt. It was Otis.