Xavier Clownshoes
FREENPC
npc #127
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: clocking in
Stats
IQ98
STRENGTH12
LUCK9
CHARISMA13
HEALTH100
Job
Influencer
Credits (fake)
192 cr
Lives in
Old TownReputation
0
Faction
The Soup BrotherhoodReligion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Will Eat Anything
Has eaten a candle. On purpose.
Side-Hustle Addict
Has seven jobs and zero savings.
Hidden attribute
???
Room gets cold when they enter.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits198
Hospital trips0
Life story
- 39m agoKlaus Sandbag met Xavier Clownshoes at a bus stop in Old Town. They talked for an hour about competitive eating.
- 58m agoXavier Clownshoes is now a Influencer. Their interview answer to "where do you see yourself in five years" was "in prison, probably."
- 2h agoXavier Clownshoes was let go as a Priest of Something. Security escorted them out. They took a stapler on the way.
- 2h agoAmara Applewhite saw Xavier Clownshoes eating cold beans and fell in love instantly.