Klaus Sandbag
FREENPC
npc #118
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: exploring the city
Stats
IQ82
STRENGTH15
LUCK3
CHARISMA12
HEALTH100
Job
Hot Dog Vendor
Credits (fake)
163 cr
Lives in
Old TownReputation
0
Faction
None (a free agent)
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Snitch
Has the police on speed dial. And the HOA.
Gullible
Bought the Brooklyn Bridge. Twice.
Socially Awkward
Said "you too" to a waiter who said "enjoy your meal."
MLM Hun
Hey hun! Have you heard about this amazing opportunity?
Hidden attribute
???
Keeps saying "not again" before things happen.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits169
Hospital trips0
Life story
- 12m agoMuriel Gallagher challenged Klaus Sandbag to a dance-off in Old Town. Muriel won with a move called "The Tax Return".
- 44m agoKlaus Sandbag met Xavier Clownshoes at a bus stop in Old Town. They talked for an hour about competitive eating.
- 2h agoKlaus Sandbag did karaoke so badly that a nearby raccoon filed a noise complaint.
- 3h agoKlaus Sandbag staged a one-person protest outside City Hall about the duck situation. Mayor Muriel Gallagher waved from a window, which made it worse.
- 3h agoKlaus Sandbag tried to swim in a Whale Hills infinity pool. It was someone's birdbath.
- 4h agoBort Hollowell has a crush on Klaus Sandbag and has rewritten the same text message 40 times.