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Bort Hollowell

FREENPC
npc #261
> THIS CITIZEN IS IN LOVE
Currently: exploring the city
Stats
IQ120
STRENGTH15
LUCK11
CHARISMA3
HEALTH100
Job
Substitute Teacher
Credits (fake)
203 cr
Lives in
Old Town
Reputation
0
Faction
None (a free agent)
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Coward
Has a pre-planned escape route from every room.
Theatrical
Enters every room like it's a season finale.
Hidden attribute
???
Never seen at brunch.
Relationships
Has a crush on
Klaus Sandbag
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits209
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 43m ago
    Bort Hollowell met Candy Turnbuckle at a bus stop in Old Town. They talked for an hour about competitive yodeling.
  2. 3h ago
    Bort Hollowell and Wilbur "Sweaty" Grubb have stopped speaking after a passive-aggressive sticky note escalated.
  3. 4h ago
    Bort Hollowell has a crush on Klaus Sandbag and has rewritten the same text message 40 times.