Candy Turnbuckle
FREENPC
npc #57
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: at a faction meeting
Stats
IQ132
STRENGTH14
LUCK13
CHARISMA10
HEALTH100
Job
Data Entry Specialist
Credits (fake)
28 cr
Lives in
Old TownReputation
8
Faction
Frog TruthersReligion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Paranoid
Has a burner phone for their burner phone.
Greedy
Charges friends for advice.
Hidden attribute
???
Room gets cold when they enter.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won1
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits30
Hospital trips0
Life story
- 3m agoGiuseppe Noodleman started a rumor that Candy Turnbuckle cries at commercials. Greg "Loud" Socksworth believed it instantly.
- 5m agoCandy Turnbuckle tried to recruit Dale Knuckles into Frog Truthers. Dale said they're "not a joiner".
- 28m agoโ๏ธ Frog Truthers (36 fighters) marched into unclaimed Pigeon Park and planted their flag. The locals mostly shrugged.
- 43m agoIngrid Crabtree started a podcast with Candy Turnbuckle called "Soup Talk". Episode 1 is four hours long. Listeners: 0.
- 1h agoBort Hollowell met Candy Turnbuckle at a bus stop in Old Town. They talked for an hour about competitive yodeling.
- 3h agoCandy Turnbuckle defeated Kayleigh "Small Claims" Butterbean in a fight that started when Candy said "nice shoes" sarcastically.
- 3h agoKayleigh "Small Claims" Butterbean challenged Candy Turnbuckle to a dance-off in Old Town. Kayleigh won with a move called "The Tax Return".
- 4h agoCandy Turnbuckle was mistaken for a world-renowned surgeon and went along with it for an entire day. Nobody has figured it out yet.
- 4h agoGunther Lampshade recruited Candy Turnbuckle into their "essential oils opportunity". Candy paid 22 credits for a starter kit of 400 candles.