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Dale Knuckles

FREENPC
npc #180
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: making questionable choices
Stats
IQ103
STRENGTH12
LUCK16
CHARISMA12
HEALTH100
Job
Barista
Credits (fake)
70 cr
Lives in
Old Town
Reputation
-3
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Commitment Issues
Has been engaged nine times.
Lucky Idiot
Fell up the stairs into a promotion.
Agent of Chaos
Just wants to watch the world burn (a little).
Hidden attribute
???
Wears a suspiciously nice watch.
Record
Crimes1
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits115
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 34m ago
    Dale Knuckles drove into the lake. They claim the sun was at fault.
  2. 2h ago
    Dale Knuckles stole a ice cream truck. Last seen heading to Old Town.
  3. 3h ago
    Dale Knuckles challenged Sprinkles Ruckus to a dance-off in Civic Center. Sprinkles won with a move called "The Worm (Reverse)".