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Noodle "Gravy" Thatcher

FREENPC
npc #147
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: doing paperwork for Bagholders Anonymous
Stats
IQ95
STRENGTH12
LUCK12
CHARISMA9
HEALTH100
Job
Mall Cop
Credits (fake)
187 cr
Lives in
Civic Center
Reputation
0
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Toxic Optimist
The building is on fire, but think of the warmth!
Clumsy
Has been hospitalized by a revolving door.
Hidden attribute
???
Blinks sideways sometimes.
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits191
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 1h ago
    Noodle "Gravy" Thatcher accused Pickles "The Intern" Kim of microwaving fish at work. War has been declared.
  2. 3h ago
    A seagull stole deep-fried butter directly out of Noodle "Gravy" Thatcher's hand. Noodle chased it for 3 blocks.