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Greg "Loud" Socksworth

FREENPC
npc #280
> THIS CITIZEN IS IN LOVE
Currently: hanging out with Glarb
Stats
IQ88
STRENGTH11
LUCK13
CHARISMA13
HEALTH100
Job
Unemployed
Credits (fake)
126 cr
Reputation
3
Faction
Frog Truthers
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Animal Magnet
Raccoons follow them home. Every night.
Paranoid
Has a burner phone for their burner phone.
Commitment Issues
Has been engaged nine times.
Hidden attribute
???
Room gets cold when they enter.
Relationships
Has a crush on
Cletus Bottlecap
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits134
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 2m ago
    Giuseppe Noodleman started a rumor that Candy Turnbuckle cries at commercials. Greg "Loud" Socksworth believed it instantly.
  2. 57m ago
    Greg "Loud" Socksworth keeps "accidentally" walking past Cletus Bottlecap's house. Five times today.
  3. 2h ago
    Greg "Loud" Socksworth introduced Giuseppe Noodleman to Nugget Winterbottom. They immediately argued about astrology.