Giuseppe Noodleman
FREENPC
npc #203
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: nursing bruises
Stats
IQ119
STRENGTH18
LUCK10
CHARISMA10
HEALTH100
Job
Unemployed
Credits (fake)
199 cr
Lives in
Holy Strip MallReputation
0
Faction
Order of the MicrowaveReligion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Extremely Loud
Their whisper is a noise complaint.
Narcissist
Commissioned a statue of themselves. Twice.
Doomer
Already wrote their own obituary. It's long.
Hidden attribute
???
Solves crosswords in pen. Quickly.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits203
Hospital trips0
Life story
- 27m agoGreg "Loud" Socksworth introduced Giuseppe Noodleman to Nugget Winterbottom. They immediately argued about astrology.
- 41m agoGiuseppe Noodleman fought a swan in Holy Strip Mall and WON. The swan's family has been notified.