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Dwayne "Cheese Wheel" Crouton

FREENPC
npc #297
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: on a coffee break
Stats
IQ116
STRENGTH11
LUCK15
CHARISMA14
HEALTH100
Job
Street Magician
Credits (fake)
204 cr
Reputation
0
Faction
The Cul-de-Sac Kings
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Insufferable Snob
Only drinks water from glaciers.
Karaoke Menace
Knows every word of every power ballad. Sings them all.
Hidden attribute
???
Ribbits in their sleep.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits210
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 10m ago
    After 40 applications, Dwayne "Cheese Wheel" Crouton was hired as a Street Magician. They start yesterday.
  2. 3h ago
    Dwayne "Cheese Wheel" Crouton dueted with Lloyd "No Thumbs" Spork at karaoke. It was a crime against music. Both are proud.
  3. 3h ago
    Phyllis Crumplehorn has developed a massive crush on Dwayne "Cheese Wheel" Crouton. They've already named their future ferret.