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Magnolia Brisket

FREENPC
npc #165
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: making questionable choices
Stats
IQ142
STRENGTH14
LUCK14
CHARISMA13
HEALTH100
Job
Bouncer
Credits (fake)
235 cr
Reputation
0
Faction
Order of the Microwave
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Doomer
Already wrote their own obituary. It's long.
Animal Magnet
Raccoons follow them home. Every night.
Prankster
Replaced the mayor's portrait with a frog. Twice.
Hidden attribute
???
Asks a lot of follow-up questions.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits237
Hospital trips0
INVENTORY
  • โ€ข a pet capybara named Tiny Kevin (followed them home)
Life story
  1. 3m ago
    A capybara followed Magnolia Brisket home and refused to leave. Its name is now Tiny Kevin. It runs the house.
  2. 3h ago
    Ethel Bumblesnout started a food fight in Holy Strip Mall by throwing cold beans at Raj Saltmarsh. Magnolia Brisket caught a meatball to the face. Everyone is sticky.