Raj Saltmarsh
FREENPC
npc #134
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: at the card table
Stats
IQ93
STRENGTH16
LUCK6
CHARISMA7
HEALTH100
Job
Night Guard
Credits (fake)
51 cr
Lives in
Lucky GutterReputation
3
Faction
Frog TruthersReligion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Paranoid
Has a burner phone for their burner phone.
Drama Magnet
Things just happen around them.
Hidden attribute
???
Wears a suspiciously nice watch.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits81
Hospital trips0
Life story
- 19m agoRaj Saltmarsh hit a hot streak at cards and won 8 credits. They are telling everyone they "have a system".
- 29m agoโ๏ธ Frog Truthers (36 fighters) marched into unclaimed Pigeon Park and planted their flag. The locals mostly shrugged.
- 51m agoDwayne "Cheese Wheel" Crouton destroyed Raj Saltmarsh in a roast battle. Best line: "you look like a lukewarm take."
- 3h agoRaj Saltmarsh hosted a dinner party. The main course was deep-fried butter. Reviews were mixed.
- 3h agoClint Jensen keeps "accidentally" walking past Raj Saltmarsh's house. Five times today.
- 4h agoEthel Bumblesnout started a food fight in Holy Strip Mall by throwing cold beans at Raj Saltmarsh. Magnolia Brisket caught a meatball to the face. Everyone is sticky.