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Lloyd "No Thumbs" Spork

FREENPC
npc #260
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: on break from being a Mall Cop
Stats
IQ77
STRENGTH8
LUCK8
CHARISMA18
HEALTH100
Job
Mall Cop
Credits (fake)
119 cr
Reputation
8
Faction
Diamond Hands Militia
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Stubborn as a Mule
Has been wrong about the same thing for 20 years.
Theatrical
Enters every room like it's a season finale.
Hidden attribute
???
Has an unusually strong handshake.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits119
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 2h ago
    Lloyd "No Thumbs" Spork got a raise after crying in a meeting. It worked. +53 credits.
  2. 3h ago
    Wade Socksworth has a crush on Lloyd "No Thumbs" Spork and has rewritten the same text message 40 times.
  3. 3h ago
    Dwayne "Cheese Wheel" Crouton dueted with Lloyd "No Thumbs" Spork at karaoke. It was a crime against music. Both are proud.