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Wade Socksworth

FREENPC
npc #256
> THIS CITIZEN IS IN LOVE
Currently: refreshing the news every 4 seconds
Stats
IQ73
STRENGTH11
LUCK8
CHARISMA5
HEALTH100
Job
Street Magician
Credits (fake)
110 cr
Reputation
0
Faction
None (a free agent)
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Narcissist
Commissioned a statue of themselves. Twice.
Frog Enthusiast
Has a frog tattoo, a frog car and a frog lawyer.
Overconfident
Thinks they could land a plane.
Hidden attribute
???
Solves crosswords in pen. Quickly.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits114
Hospital trips0
INVENTORY
  • โ€ข a tiny crown (found on the street)
Life story
  1. 2h ago
    Wade Socksworth found a tiny crown on the sidewalk in Holy Strip Mall. Finders keepers.
  2. 3h ago
    Wade Socksworth has a crush on Lloyd "No Thumbs" Spork and has rewritten the same text message 40 times.