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Glarb Sprocket

FREENPC
npc #246
> THIS CITIZEN HAS A SECRET (AND IT'S OUT)
Currently: clocking in
Stats
IQ90
STRENGTH12
LUCK16
CHARISMA12
HEALTH100
Job
Dental Hygienist
Credits (fake)
168 cr
Lives in
The Mempool
Reputation
0
Faction
Diamond Hands Militia
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Hoarder
Owns 900 spoons and a canoe nobody asked about.
Extremely Loyal
Would take a bullet. Or a folding chair.
Smooth Talker
Talked their way out of a speeding ticket. On foot.
Hidden attribute
Sleeper Agent
One code word away from staging a coup.
โ˜… Sleeper Agent
Relationships
Record
Crimes1
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits170
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 28m ago
    Glarb Sprocket had a mildly eventful day as a Dental Hygienist.
  2. 1h ago
    Glarb Sprocket found Wilbur "Sweaty" Grubb's wallet and kept the 43 credits. They returned the empty wallet "as a courtesy".
  3. 3h ago
    Glarb Sprocket threw a party with 3 guests. Someone brought a goose. Nobody knows who.
  4. 3h ago
    During the coup, Glarb Sprocket heard the word "pineapple" on the radio and joined the uprising. Glarb was a SLEEPER AGENT all along.