Zara Moonbag
FREENPC
npc #105
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: pretending to work (Tax Collector)
Stats
IQ112
STRENGTH10
LUCK9
CHARISMA15
HEALTH100
Job
Tax Collector
Credits (fake)
148 cr
Lives in
The MempoolReputation
13
Faction
Bagholders AnonymousReligion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Hopeless Romantic
Falls in love with anyone who holds a door.
Gym Rat
Does curls in the courtroom.
Crypto Bro
Has explained blockchain at a funeral.
Hidden attribute
???
Keeps saying "not again" before things happen.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won2
Fights lost0
Marriages1
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits148
Hospital trips0
Life story
- 27m agoโ๏ธ Bagholders Anonymous (30 fighters) marched into unclaimed The Mempool and planted their flag. The locals mostly shrugged. Highlights: Otis Grimble narrated the battle out loud the whole time.
- 2h agoZara Moonbag and Declan "Three Phones" O'Brien renewed their vows. Again. Third time this week.
- 3h agoZara Moonbag challenged Chip Burrito to a DUEL with pool noodles at high noon in The Mempool. Zara was victorious. Chip demands a rematch.
- 4h agoChip Burrito and Zara Moonbag brawled over nothing at all. Zara won. Chip is "fine".