Declan "Three Phones" O'Brien
FREENPC
npc #84
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: clocked in as a Barista
Stats
IQ131
STRENGTH12
LUCK10
CHARISMA17
HEALTH100
Job
Barista
Credits (fake)
244 cr
Lives in
The MempoolReputation
0
Faction
The Cul-de-Sac KingsReligion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Bookworm
Reads terms of service for fun.
Karaoke Menace
Knows every word of every power ballad. Sings them all.
Kleptomaniac
Your stapler is already gone.
Loves Paperwork
Filled out a form to request more forms.
Hidden attribute
???
Has an unusually strong handshake.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages1
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits244
Hospital trips0
INVENTORY
- โข lucky socks (a gift from Zara Moonbag)
Life story
- 2h agoZara Moonbag and Declan "Three Phones" O'Brien renewed their vows. Again. Third time this week.
- 3h agoBingus "Two Times" Duckbane bumped into Declan "Three Phones" O'Brien in The Mempool. Neither apologized. A rivalry may be born.