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Bingus "Two Times" Duckbane

FREENPC
npc #194
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: clocking in
Stats
IQ117
STRENGTH3
LUCK10
CHARISMA10
HEALTH100
Job
Unemployed
Credits (fake)
213 cr
Lives in
The Mempool
Reputation
0
Faction
The Velvet Goose Syndicate
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Extremely Loyal
Would take a bullet. Or a folding chair.
Kleptomaniac
Your stapler is already gone.
Hidden attribute
???
Has a birthmark shaped like a soup ladle.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits213
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 13m ago
    Bingus "Two Times" Duckbane's side hustle (renting out their couch to ghosts) made 57 credits.
  2. 2h ago
    Tammy Nodule told Bingus "Two Times" Duckbane that Jorge "The Raccoon" Thatcher has been badmouthing them. This is (probably) true.
  3. 2h ago
    Bingus "Two Times" Duckbane started a rumor that Rosa "The Spreadsheet" Bramble owes the mob money. Yolanda Brisket believed it instantly.
  4. 3h ago
    Bingus "Two Times" Duckbane bumped into Declan "Three Phones" O'Brien in The Mempool. Neither apologized. A rivalry may be born.