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Jorge "The Raccoon" Thatcher

FREENPC
npc #103
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: at work
Stats
IQ118
STRENGTH9
LUCK9
CHARISMA15
HEALTH100
Job
Ghost Hunter
Credits (fake)
155 cr
Lives in
Frog Marsh
Reputation
0
Faction
Frog Truthers
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Conspiracy Theorist
The frogs are in on it.
Sore Loser
Flipped a Monopoly board. At a funeral.
Hidden attribute
???
Mentions "the island" and changes the subject.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits161
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 1h ago
    Jorge "The Raccoon" Thatcher and Wilbur Butterbean are feuding over who stole the office yogurt. It was Jorge.
  2. 1h ago
    Carlos Burrito challenged Jorge "The Raccoon" Thatcher to a dance-off in Frog Marsh. Carlos won with a move called "The Spilled Soup".
  3. 2h ago
    Tammy Nodule told Bingus "Two Times" Duckbane that Jorge "The Raccoon" Thatcher has been badmouthing them. This is (probably) true.
  4. 2h ago
    Jorge "The Raccoon" Thatcher dueted with Bingus Nguyen at karaoke. It was a crime against music. Both are proud.