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Bingus Nguyen

FREENPC
npc #187
> THIS CITIZEN IS IN LOVE
Currently: chatting with Ezekiel
Stats
IQ98
STRENGTH7
LUCK8
CHARISMA17
HEALTH100
Job
Mall Cop
Credits (fake)
130 cr
Lives in
Frog Marsh
Reputation
6
Faction
Frog Truthers
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Shameless Flirt
Has flirted with a mannequin. Twice.
Allergic to Taxes
Has never filed. Will never file.
Anarchist
Refuses to stand in lines on principle.
Hidden attribute
???
Ribbits in their sleep.
Relationships
Has a crush on
Paco Wigglesworth
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits136
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 54m ago
    Bingus Nguyen has a crush on Paco Wigglesworth and has rewritten the same text message 40 times.
  2. 2h ago
    Jorge "The Raccoon" Thatcher dueted with Bingus Nguyen at karaoke. It was a crime against music. Both are proud.
  3. 3h ago
    Bingus Nguyen organized a strike at work demanding "more snacks and fewer Mondays". Management caved on the snacks.