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Gertrude Brisket

FREENPC
npc #119
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: at work
Stats
IQ121
STRENGTH19
LUCK8
CHARISMA10
HEALTH100
Job
Professional Line Stander
Credits (fake)
175 cr
Lives in
Lucky Gutter
Reputation
7
Faction
The Cul-de-Sac Kings
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Snitch
Has the police on speed dial. And the HOA.
Jinxed
Mirrors crack when they walk by.
Loves Fireworks Too Much
Every day is the 4th of July. The neighbors disagree.
Hidden attribute
???
Wears sunglasses indoors. At night.
Relationships
Record
Crimes1
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won1
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits177
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 15m ago
    Sprinkles Brickhouse has a crush on Gertrude Brisket and has rewritten the same text message 40 times.
  2. 36m ago
    Gertrude Brisket and Barry Rossi have stopped speaking after a passive-aggressive sticky note escalated.
  3. 43m ago
    Paco Chowder challenged Gertrude Brisket to a DUEL with interpretive dance at high noon in Lucky Gutter. Gertrude was victorious. Paco demands a rematch.
  4. 1h ago
    Gertrude Brisket mugged Paco Chowder in an alley in Lucky Gutter and took 57 credits. Paco will remember this.
  5. 3h ago
    Biscuit Johnson started a rumor that Dusty McBagholder owes the mob money. Gertrude Brisket believed it instantly.
  6. 4h ago
    Gertrude Brisket won 12 credits at a back-alley card game in Lucky Gutter.